aim: cellist74
when i was in 2nd grade my parents got me a portable insectarium for christmas and i’m not sure that i even asked for one but regardless i was completely ecstatic about it and i remember coming back to school in january and the teacher told us that we could all bring in one toy that we got for christmas that was our favorite so that we could show the class and while everyone else was bringing in things like bathtime bouncy and jurassic park dinosaurs here i was bringing in this weird wooden cage with mesh walls and during p.e. (why did we never call it recess??) i took it out to the field and some of the kids followed me because they were fascinated by this thing that i had and they tried helping me find a bug to put in the insectarium but they were stupid so i went off and found a roly poly and then i filled a soda cap with water and put it in the cage as if the roly poly would crawl up the side and lap from it like a water buffalo when really i should have just misted the leaves inside the cage with water and sometimes i want to go back in time to that day where i killed a roly poly because i didn’t know how to take care of it and mist the leaves instead of giving it a cap of water because maybe that is truly where things started diverging
throw up all over everything
my favorite thing in porn is at the end when the camera pans away to like a chair and goes out of focus and then fades to black.
so cinematic.
*~DID THIS JUST 4 U LAMBTIME~*
there are a couple of mistakes but i was pressed for time so here it is. also, the piano kind of drowns me out for most of it but whatever, it’s not like you guys don’t know the lyrics by heart newayz~~
GURL PAULA’RD B PROWD~
if my first dog were still alive, she would be 16 today. i never got to say goodbye to her. she died while i was on a trip with my brother in california.
all day i have felt like my body is shutting down. i can’t stop shaking and sweating and i am cold and my head hurts and my heart is racing.
i went outside earlier and i was rubbing bear’s stomach and i said “did you know that today is your mama’s birthday? did you know?” and he gave me this confused look as he is wont to do when he is posed with a question that he cannot answer and then he dropped to the ground and started rolling around and sometimes i just want to be a dog so that people could pet me without it being awkward
i need a vodka hug
sometimes i feel so responsible for bringing about fundamental change in society that i just want to cry tears of burnett’s vodka
